Once upon a time in a jungle far, far away there was a spoiled wittle Chimp cunt named Kape. Much to her parents dismay Kape would grow up to be a glorified strip Chimp. On the other side of Cartoon Monkey Island many, many years earlier a baby gorilla was born. His name was Der. He wasn't the brightest gorilla by any means but some how through the years Der was able to get lots, and lots of bananas. Kape really, really liked bananas but didn't like to have to go to work for them. When Kape saw Der she knew that he was the banan... gorilla for her!
Since Der wasn't that bright, and with his ego bloated almost as much as his belly, he liked the idea of a very young trophy chimp even if she wouldn't swallow his banana. It was easy for Kape to win him over against all the advice of Der's family and friends. Der could never get consistent monkey poon. They were quickly married by the top clown of Monkey Island as those close to Der flung their poo in disgust.
One by one wittle Kape convinced Der to get rid of all the things held dear to him, friends included. But he had those pesky kids from other chimps that she couldn't compete with. So Kape who doesn't like to hold a real job decided she must have wittle monkeys of her own to raise! Beats the fuck out of a 9 to 5. But Der had no swimmers even when she allowed Der to get his balls out of the fake mayonnaise jar that she kept them in.
So Kape fucked some d00d at work who kinda looked like Der, got knocked up, got fired, faked a miscarriage, and fuckin shit like that....
Daniel Dennis from the Monsters in the Morning show (WTKS 104.1) has changed his Justin.tv account. You can now visit him at this link: http://www.justin.tv/monsterdaniel
Ever wanted to know what Dirty Jims ex-wife looks like. Well Russ posted a pictrue of Karla. Sure looks like Dirty Jim traded up when he got rid of her and started to bang Tori aka The Monster MILF.
Once upon a time in a jungle far, far away there was a spoiled wittle Chimp cunt named Kape. Much to her parents dismay Kape would grow up to be a glorified strip Chimp. On the other side of Cartoon Monkey Island many, many years earlier a baby gorilla was born. His name was Der. He wasn't the brightest gorilla by any means but some how through the years Der was able to get lots, and lots of bananas. Kape really, really liked bananas but didn't like to have to go to work for them. When Kape saw Der she knew that he was the banan... gorilla for her!
